After a breakfast with Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell died in his office.
Must've been something in the coffee! (if he drank it; or was demon caffeine on the off-list?)
This guy I know wrote a haiku for Jerry;
Just pulled his c**k out of a
"Two days after the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, during an appearance on Pat Robertson's television show, Falwell claimed that the attack was God's judgment on America's immorality.
"I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians, who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way — all of them who try to secularize America — I point the finger in their face and say, 'You helped this happen.'" "
And besides this, Bush should resign.