I know I'd been agonizing - agonizing - over the issue. It'd filled my thoughts for days on end. It's been the sole topic of every coffeehouse, workplace, and dinnertime conversation for the last few years! And now - the suspense ends! The question has been settled! History is over!!!
Norm Coleman is NOT running for VP or President!
Praise the lord! No, not that we don't want to see a President Coleman (because we do, we do!) but the question has been settled. We can now breathe easier, knowing that Senator Coleman will be able to focus on the job we elected him for...
not being Fritz Mondale.
(pic from Norwegianity)